Honey
Go to the window right now. Open it as much as you can.
Now let me sleep.
Your mother has come from Mexico. She has to go back.
Open the window now.
Why do you do it yourself, lazy ..
What the hell?!
Game! Can I ride it?
A deer!
I left the front door open, father, if the animals would get into.
- It was one who did. - An insanely expensive.
No, it was sweet of you, baby. Bat, Greg!
No, Daddy!
I do not turn stag. I would just give his head a little massage.
There he stands and eat dog food.
He has discovered us.
Stay there.
What he looking at?
Hold the doll toward me. And back to yourself again.
Over against me. And back.
Do it three times fast.
Give me that.
- Mr. Gigglesworth? - Do not worry. Give me that.
Take the kids there, Roxanne.
Hey, champ. Do you like this guy?
Do you want to play with him? Let's go in here and play.
Come on. Follow slowly after me.
Slowly!
Problem is solved.
- He kills Mr. Gigglesworth, Dad! - New Issue. I'm sorry.
Is this your bra, Mrs. Feder?
- Take it easy. - Klamt ..
It is delicious.
28?
Yes.
Very again, wise.
- Hi, Dad. - Hey, Bean. Do you count?
Yes, mom says that if I answer correctly I cycle to school with Becky Feder.
Really? Well, Bean. What gives 7 +9?
Is he a boy or a computer?
Do not destroy his confidence.
Merry summer.
Wow! Do you want to walk around with shoes on, honey?
You have made them, but you may want someone staring at them. From outer space.
Last day of school. Mother says I should like to express myself.
Confidence Exercises with R2-D2.
Confidence: S-E-B-Q-Y.
Confidence.
We do not have to pay for college.
Has a horse made carrier in Ronnie's diaper?! The state must help with the cleaning.
Ronnie, baby. Was it a bægranat?
- Switches him? - It's your son.
I had diaper manager position yesterday. Today, he is yours.
It becomes sinister.
- Come on, Ronnie. - Come on, Ronnie.
He looks like Nicki Minaj that will shake buttock implants in place.
- Come on, Ronnie. - Come on, Ronnie.
- Do you have many appointments today, honey? - Only one repair. Very special.
Now I do.
What is...?
What is it?
A necklace?!
- Congratulations to the 20-year anniversary, baby. - You remember that, Dad?!
Oh yes ..
Mother forgot it.
It's damn cynical.
- I'm leaving. - You must receive him.
Braden must spend one summer with you so that he can say that he has a father loses.
Sore said, but I do not know who you are.
I come from Florida. When we kissed, I got severe hiccups.
Hiccups McGee?! Do I have a son, I do not know about you?!
Do not be offended, but I must ask on a DNA test. You never know...
Forget it. We talk, Hiccup.
- It's you. - Yes, without hat.
It looks very good.
How are you? I am...
I'm your father, Nice to meet you, Braden.
First mistake.
Fortunately, you must make an infinite number of errors.
- Should I follow you in school? - No school. Summer.
There is one school day yet.
Normally I would let you truant, but I give soup to the poor today.
I'll get you when I'm done. Then we can do something together.
I bought this for you, but you are obviously 13 years so...
It is actually... You cut its head off.
Let's go.
Do not forget it here.
- A gift? - No, Gigglesworth massacre.
- I told Becky that you can sew it. - Even Martha Stewart could not save it.
But you're a good father, because you take care of those things.
We moved back to your home town get more family time, right?
Should we .. expand the family?
- Get a second child? -Yes.
It is perfect as it is now.
For a large pizza get Greg two pieces, Keithie two Becky one, as you and I get four.
- Then I will not buy an extra pizza. - Go be on a diet!
I've been working since I was 16. Now I am free and want to socialize.
- Remember Becky's ballet recital at. 11 - Should I?!
I think "Do I?". Fat!
I thought it was sold out. Good to hear.
Have a nice day, dear children. I love you.
Goodbye, Mom.
Last day of school, Greg. Last chance inviting Nancy Arbuckle out.
Like Girls? Is that why you're taking long baths?
No, I usually just my hair. Nothing.
- Deer said something else. - It is full of lies!
- Too much care can be shown blind you. - Who says?
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I'll kill him.
He does not dare to ask her. She's the prettiest girl in school.
And Greg is fugly.
All men in the family are ugly, but we still scoring delicious girls.
Look at me and your mother. It makes no sense.
Only in Hollywood movies.
- The guys at school love her father. - You get her if you follow the three steps:
1: Make her smile.
2: Say she has a beautiful smile.
- 3: Tell her to go out with you that night. - Why that night?
So when she does not think about how fugly you are.
This is stupid.
And Keithie right. I do not dare to talk to her.
You are a Feder! We are not afraid of women.
- Did you ask mom if I can go to football? - No, I was scared!
She even yell at me with the strange accent that no one understands.
Come on, Becky. Time is 8
School starts. 8.15 so we only have 25 minutes.
Father, you promise that Mr. Gigglesworth is ready before bedtime?
Do not worry about him. I love you.
Have a great last day of school. Bye.
Now read the road signs, so I do not run too fast.
The bicycles to school. They could not in L.A. with all the eccentrics.
You are luckily none of that here.
- How are you, Nick? - My wife is leaving me. After 3 weeks.
3 weeks? Not bad for someone like you. Why?
- I ate a banana with your bum. - She was not so crazy?
She was quite mad, but I did not have have done it in her mother's house.
Yeah, you're not quite yourself today. What's happening?
This is due to the medication. I met a doctor for a Cypress Hill concert.
He gave me some pills, but I have the no better. You feel bad!
Ladies and gentlemen. Here's your new bus driver.
- Have you finally got yourself a job? - I'm covering for Julio Iglesias.
- Happy Anniversary, Deanne. - Thank you, Lenny.
Lenny remembered it. Is not that sweet?
- And I never fucked him thick. - Did she?
Yeah. Now I have permission to to do what suits me.
- I have! - You never get something like this.
Honey, I'm running for office with Lenny. Never mind the 20-year anniversary.
- You remember the 30th anniversary. - I love you.
Yes, it makes you safe.
Deep down.
It's not a necklace more in the diaper, right?
I will use it as much as possible.
Maybe I am on the nice carpet with shoes on.
Or drink soda for dinner. Not just a single. Several liters!
- I think you're a bully Bob. - You know what I want?
- Keeping a summer again with accommodation. - Long ago, we did something crazy.
There's just one problem. My house is not big enough, but it is yours.
- I have not had a party since grade school. - It was the coolest night of my life.
We scored all ladies. We are doing it again.
We have women and children. And high cholesterol.
You and Dee just come.
- I must just ask my wife first. - Well then, Bully Bob.
Where did you buy the shoes? Fætex?
- I have made them. - Have you?!
On a privy?!
Charme Troll.
- Fuck off. - Leave her alone.
What did you say, Hollywood? Do you have a problem?
Listen, Kvickly customers. Sit down, please.
Dig in camouflage jacket with Mariah Carey hairstyle. Smack end of the seat, please.
- Your father can not protect you all day. - Leave me alone.
Mr Bean bag with lice? Sit down before someone gets hurt.
You're dead.
I have some errands, and then takes I for my daughter's ballet recital.
- You are alone until lunch. - It's all right. There will be no customers.
Good.
- Speaker Leonard ever about me? - Leonard?
- Your husband. - Well, Lenny.
I should have mentioned it before I started to work here, but we were lovers once.
When was the boyfriends?
I 6 class. Once we shared something gum at recess.
I have a letter that he sent. I think you should see it.
I feel bad, to have secrets.
"Do you prefer barrettes or rubber band?"
- The I asked him. - "Barrettes".
This he replied.
- Are you angry, I go with it? - No, it's sweet.
- He has shown still feelings for me. - Now I work out a little.
Can a delicious body can keep him away from his Stimorol tax?
I hope bye.
You challenged the wrong girl!
They wrote on my car.
There are no typos, so it's not my students.
Good day, Rapunzel.
Hey, guys. Is not that wild?
In June will be my sweet students uncontrollable.
They are probably angry, because you buy clothes in the children's ward.
- Hello, Mr. Tardio. - Into the classroom.
How did the last trip before the holiday, Nick?
- Remember, it's only a half day of school today. - And half a T-shirt.
- I said, he will wave goodbye. - Okay.
I am also looking forward to summer vacation. Hey, my laptop is not waterproof!
Monkey-man?
Monkey-man ..
What do you say? Do I have to take you directly to work?
I have only one agreement between the hours. 8 and 16
- She can wait. - Good.
See, now he's there again.
- Why is not he at work? - She can not let go of him.
It destroys his marriage.
- Thanks for breakfast, Mom. - If you arrive later and watching "Days of Our Lives"?
- We need to know who killed Ronaldo. - Absolutely.
Okay.
- Hello, Lamonsoff mother. Good to see you. - Beautiful school bus, Lenny.
Thanks. Have a nice day.
- Puffed mother on your av-av? - Do not tell the wife. What are you doing?
Jump into.
Hi, Nick.
Nice. Here we go.
Check this out.
- Respect. - Grease!
What is Lenny's problem? They are cute when they are small.
Yes, I miss it.
Ronnie!
Do you miss it?!
Stay there. Do not growl at me.
Sorry, your child should be here during exercise?
It's not my child, but my love. And he's very gentle.
Infants should not be here. I will not fall in his leash.
A string can not scare a big strong guy like you.
She just joke, sir.
You get us killed.
Welcome, ladies.
- Your new coach is delayed. - It's only 5 min...
I had to help with the heating. Rise and shine, everyone.
We take a deep breath. Deeper, so the lungs become enlarged.
Shake shoulders. Back and forth.
Shake them. Well done.
Now we make some squat exercises. I folds his hands like this.
Up and down. Faster!
Do it quickly. Faster ..
It is too fast.
Turn around and see if you can reach your toes.
- Why do we turn? - Just do it, thank you!
Bend you down as far as you can.
With your right hand slams in your right buttock.
Relax in the hips, while you snap loose.
I want to hear the stone. It is glorious!
Good morning.
- I started without me? - You said I had to.
- Give me right, even if it's a lie. - Get out of here!
Stupid bitches!
Hookers!
My name is Kyle. Welcome to squatrobic starting team.
I wish it was called something else, but they call it.
Before we get started with the right training ..
Are there questions? Yes?
- Are you married? - No, I'm single.
Yes?
I forgot what I wanted to say. You are so delicious that I get dizzy.
Here.
I have an important question, which is divided into two.
The first part is: Have scientists created you in a lab?
The second part: Do I stick my tongue in your throat?
I'm really flattered, but most of you are married.
And I'm gay.
How hard!
- Hands off my bag! - Why she's this?
It was not a jockstrap, but a g-string.
Well since then. Hollywood and nerds.
Hi, Malcolm. I did not know you worked here. It made your hair either.
What?
Do the same here. I have something in your teeth.
What?
Using shampoo in the head next time.
What?
- Buyer Higgins O.J. Simpsons' knife? - You think you're tough?
Malcolm, it was the knife Indians used, as they scalped you?
I do not understand .. What?
- We comforts him. - The Benny Hill style.
- Did it go well with your son, Crocodile Dundee? - Yeah, he's in school.
In school for one day?
He is a bully, Lenny. He beheaded one teddy bear. Imagine what he would do to me.
- So you want to decapitate him with the knife? - He just needs to believe that I could find on it.
Do you want to scare the family without hurting them? So try this.
Sir? Sir!
Down from the bed. Wake up!
Yes, Grandma. I am awake.
Stop shouting.
Why are you so mean? I love to stay here. Do not shout.
I love you.
- Cleaning in progress 9 - Leave my body!
Bring a shovel.
My son Bumpty, said that he would invite your daughter out.
My daughter has never been invited out. The first lover should not be called Bumpty.
He is the only black guy at her age. Do you prefer a white guy?!
Yes, either the whitest white than your skaldepanne kid.
Do not worry if she says yes. I have talked to him.
About girls. I told him how we were high school.
You know ..
I have to buy a pepper spray for my son. A lose tease him, and he does not resist.
It reminds me of someone I know. You!
I fought as often.
In ninth grade, when Tommy Cavanaugh moved rules were you bullied, and you did nothing.
Tommy Cavanaugh was a huge monstrosity. And he was just kidding.
Otherwise, I had given him the stone.
- Is not Cavanaugh? - Where?!
- You jumped on it. - Fun.
- You were Captain Coward. - I pulled me from fighting.
But you tried suicide jumped on the rocks?
That's right. He ​​always had a lame excuse.
- "My menstuationsblod attracts sharks." - Suicide jump is 35 feet above the water.
My mother did jump, when I was still in her belly.
Is there a dinghy in it?
Who did it?
Find your nests and young birds.
How to yes.
Good.
Normally we do not have exciting news so late in the year, but we have a new student in class.
Braden Higgins. There is a blank space. Turn robber in the semen.
Or go that way. Choose your own path.
No. I have to sit here.
- Is your father Marcus Higgins? - He's howling fun.
Super nice guy.
I will crush his face.
Me too.
- I hate him. - To hell with him.
Wait, Charlotte.
Question: Do you not have some fun with a delicious bull like me?
- What does it mean? - He invites you been dismissed.
Does he? Do you?!
- I never lie. - Do Donna come?
Three is not it 'fairy'. Sorry.
It's okay, Charlotte. It's a date. Only two of you.
I need to ask my parents first.
- I think it's okay. - Fool ..
Just because it's the last day of school you can not sit around and talk all the time.
- I know, girly shorts. - Grab!
Who will see me climb the rope?
The eggs must be returned in the basket. Add...
Come on, Kelly. I can not stand it anymore!
I wish I had never been born for you! Stop it!
Therefore, I have four children.
You become insane. Yelling and screaming. They go to jail for getting a good night's sleep.
Wait. I have to beat a bøvsnysprut.
- Do you teach me. - Bøvsnysprut? It's easy.
You start with a burp, samples to sneeze, and then you have to haggle.
- What are the school bus here? - I stole it.
Hands up!
And dance one hip. Say "Ho".
Ho.
Say "Ho".
Ho.
- I hear you're having a party tonight, Lenny. - I do not party!
- Who says? - He's a cop. He knows everything.
Magnum, P.I.S. Look how serious he is.
Game that you were served after everything you've done.
Peter Dante, who sold their parents snowmobile to get money for drugs, has died.
This side of the law is better. To serve and protect is though.
- Mugged any one there, McKenzie? - No, I strangled your brother.
He has deserved.
- The show starts in 5 minutes. - The show at McDonna primary school?
Yes.
Can I come with? All must!
- We where never. - Take it easy.
I get police escort.
- Is not that illegal? - I am the law!
What just happened there?!
Welcome, dear parents, this school year last show.
A very special dance performance.
This year we will add hip-hop movement. As these.
It's fun to dance. It's showtime.
How sweet of you to invite your friends, bus driver and the police to show.
They love ballet.
- Where is she cute. - She's really sweet.
- Look at her. - Yes, I'm looking at her.
She was arrested for rioting. In my pants.
I enjoying myself.
Does she have a solo?
What?
Okay, but it would have been nice with 8 hours notice if you want to throw a party.
- There are only a few. - Did you like it?
- You were so clever. - Where did you learn to dance like that?
- She dances like Jagger, right? - Yes, like Mick Jagger. She said that?
- Hello, lækkermås. Are you ready to go? - Yes.
- Cavanaugh. - Lenny Feder. It was bloody.
It is Tommy Cavanaugh. My old friend.
- This is my... -... Wife. Roxanne.
- Why shake your hands, Dad? - Shaking the?
I probably drank too much coffee, honey.
I hear you boast that you can beat me. You said this morning in K-Mart.
Was I in K-Mart? I do not think.
I could always beat him here, and he did not resist.
Yes, it was sometimes.
- Your voice sounds weird, Dad. Are you crying? - You talk a lot, huh?
- We must move on, honey. - Yes.
No more lies Otherwise you get lost.
Course.
- I'll see. - Have a nice summer vacation, Becky.
- I was just about to knock him to the floor. - Nah!
The adults are just so close!
- Wild! What did you say to him? - "Hey Cavanaugh!"
"You speak so in front of my wife and daughter again brushes I your teeth with a brick."
- No, you yelled at me. - I did not shout! I was on the toilet.
See who's coming. Voss jellyfish.
- Hollyvammel. - We have not lived here for almost ten months.
- Our son started working here tonight. - Yes, greasy for Mr. Pappis.
- Now got rich man's son a job. - I've been working here so he can too.
It is a fine begynderjob.
- Or a fine career. - What do you want?
- What do you want, Becky? - May I ask for a chocolate ice cream?
I'll teach you a new word: No! The machine is smashed, princess.
Surt. Smashed, all of your dreams?
- I can help you to repair it. - You know nothing about ice machines, Higgins.
I have gone on adult education a year. I can fix everything.
- Also your wig? - Who started the rumor?
- Climb up the ice machine, and look at the back. - I can not believe I'm listening to the fool.
- Listen to him. - There will be two pipes.
Between them there is a silver colored button. Then press it. Just beat it.
Yes, press the button.
I think once something is coming.
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- Why shit Dicky in ice cream stand? - What?
Go ahead!
Is this how to make ice cream?!
We have reached the end at another school year.
Something breakfast?
Ten months where I have learned. I have grown. And hopefully you have had the fun.
Journey that we embarked on in September, does not end today.
For education is a process, not starts and ends at a specific time.
Let me finish. Go back to your seats!
Damn you! To be done every year!
This is my favorite dress since I was 12 years old.
- Nice to move a class up? - Absolutely.
You are not a statue. You are a røvtue.
- It makes no sense. - Shut up!
- What? What? What? - Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.
What's up? Loading your father you?
I do not know. He ​​had charity work today.
- You can take the bus with us. - I want to do something fun.
Should we make trouble?
"No Trespassing". Then you have to go in there.
Our fathers swam often here, when they were children.
They allege that they were cherubs, but I they fired it off.
They go to college. We'd better go.
Do not go.
Be.
He is mad. We're out.
Where are you going? Join the party.
One and two.
- Is the first year? - No, sidsteårs.
That we were 20 minutes ago. So sidsteårs in college.
Wait! I remember you.
Your name is Skully and your name is Boomer.
Krammer. I love you.
- I love you too. - I love you more.
I am now. It's time to drink!
Do not go. Be.
If we do not drink our beer summarizes the suspect.
- I'm not ready to drink beer. - We pour it out when no one is looking.
- We pretend that we drink. - Good idea.
Summer.
- Are you sure? - There is no shame to undo.
- Really? - Come on!
You make it final. It's a great day.
Why are you afraid? You're the guy that fell and crushed a bird.
I'm not afraid, for I have tried it. But I do like again.
Problem is that I ate 45 minutes ago.
- What did you get? - Chowmien chicken.
- We were with you all the time. - I ate at K-Mart.
- It is really delicious. - What I hear?
Look at them. Beer in the fridge.
Delicious girls everywhere. How we partied too.
- We still do. - I should have stopped.
Place belonging Kappa Eta Sigma. Do not stare at our girls and ran home.
Calm, Slicker. We have swum here since we were 8 years.
- So relax a little. - Wide junket with music on the transistor radio?
This is the 21st century. Fatty bum bum and the losers must keep your clothes on.
- Harsh words. - I'm probably fatso.
- I do not like to be the loser. - Bum! Take that!
I have not seen so arrogant white guys since Eminem played Duke.
Bum.
We came at least in college, thin Danny Glover.
They play rock, paper, scissors.
That's about it.
- Hey, hey, hey. - What, what, what?
It was an encore. We also have one.
- Good morning, sir. - Hello. What a wonderful day.
We are not captured in this skodby and install drywall rest of our lives.
Drywall? I own the city's best garage.
- He install cable TV. - Free cable TV forever.
- And Higgins has a part-time go-kart track. - Drywall was an understatement?
- Bum! - Now it was serious.
- What? - Something is seriously.
- Are you just as full as us? - Hell yes.
You have your Ku Klux Klan meeting, but he jump down here and then we slip away.
- I can simply not afford. - He can not.
I have destroyed our party. See my hands.
- Are shaking with anger. - He shakes.
- Beautiful. - Listen. I will give him the stone.
But I need 15 minutes for heating.
I can not. I am thin Danny Glover.
He's doing 11 somersaults right now for some reason.
We have our children to think about. No more somersaults. You just come to harm.
- We come back another time. - No! Instead belonging Kappa Eta Sigma.
- Why are you so daft? - Did Betty White you lunatic?
- It was actually kind of fun. - We have a problem.
It was nice, but we are now. We must do it again some other time.
- Not that way. - Is there a lift?
The road.
- Serious?! Should we jump? - Naked.
Asshole.
Taber stealing.
Do not worry. It gets bigger.
Poor lady.
I am paralyzed.
Moar!
No!
I was up in your body!
No one is afraid of black people more. Damn you, Obama!
- What just happened? - I saw my father's whims.
- But Lamonsoff finally got jumped. - And he landed on my face.
Are you made of stone? Feel it here.
Higher up. Make your hands.
- It's my balls. - I småliderlig.
Seriously?! They have stuck a knife in our deck.
Damn you!
It was not collage kids. It was my son. Satan.
Why is the kid so angry? Hiccup was happy. And delicious.
If she is so delicious you can make it naughty with her instead!
Come on, muskelmus.
- Have you busted Fabio? - It's not funny. She gives me the beatings.
- Five-Hour Energy Drink? -Yes.
- 500 hours? - I drink it for flavor.
If you are running a trip to Florida for a bit?
- No! - Bonus.
- Climb now there. - My body is too large.
Higgins! Climb straight into it.
- Why? - Come on!
Should I crawl in there?! I do not want!
- Peer Pressure! - I promise to stop you. Love you.
Let him do it. He ​​is high energy drink!
Moar gonna grab you.
Grab me. Lenny?
Hi, Keithie. Meet me on the football pitch. Do not tell your mother.
Why trills I still? Lenny!
- Stop me friends! - I'll catch you!
Lenny!
Will it never end?!
So it's summer.
- A tire is out of control! - Get in the car!
- Higgins is in there. - Of course.
- Liar! - No, honey.
The trip is over, tires.
- My turn! - No, it's my turn!
- What happened? - The phone rang.
Okay. I forgive you.
Was it out of town?
I will not kick you while you're down, Higgins, but we caught your son with a can of spray paint.
There was no charity work! You lied!
We...
... They find bæhjerner.
And we kill them.
Kill!
Not each other!
We do not kill each other!
K-E-I-T-H-I-E Keithie! Keithie! Keithie!
We practice just, Donna. Take it easy.
- I'm sorry, Mr. Feder. - It's okay.
See the fighting.
You will not come between them. The kicker is the team's main man.
- So you do not get smashed head. - Yes, father. I is a slacker.
It's just common sense to stay away from people who will smash you.
I would stay away from idiot on the bus.
- But he did not let me be. - No, but you should not find yourself in it.
I know it. It's not nice.
Let's kick some. You're good for football.
Just kick the ball.
- What? -Touchdown!
Game! On the first try! We go further back.
It was so cool, Keithie! It was super cool!
Keep your eyes on the ball.
Goal!
- Come on, Keithie! -Yes!
What did you have for breakfast?! We are approaching the college level.
- From 30 yard line. - Who is that kid?
- How wild! - Kiethie dance!
- She's a little hot for you. - Do you think?
- Or she was bitten by poisonous spider. - Keithie!
Let's see how you cope in combat. I am your opponent and will block you.
Ready ..
Go!
I am crazy! Give me the ball!
- My leg! - Keithie!
Do not tell your mother!
Kid is dead. Back to training.
- You can back and turning, right? - Yes.
- Parallel parking? - Yes, yes.
Nothing "yes yes", fool. Do not get hurt.
- If you get killed I'll kill you. - I'm ready, Dad.
You're late.
- Hello, McKenzie. - Hello, Wylie. How are you?
I walked around like this for two years and can only feel 40% of my body.
- Otherwise it though. - Rihanna's discretion.
You're just driving instructor.
Run careful, boy. Remember what we talked about.
Stop yellow light. Observe the rules.
- Idiot! - Beware!
How do not drive!
- Are not you a bit and hang out with me? - You do not dare to be alone with your son.
My son?
- Bo! - He has a knife.
It sounds dangerous. How far was down?
- 35 meters. - Do you think you're Tarzan?
- Nothing happened. - Tax?
Hi, honey.
I wanted to see if Mom was alive. She breathes. What are you doing here?
I have your mother's fan.
You could not drink coffee with me because you had an appointment at 15:30 with Ronaldo?
Hello, girls.
It can not be. We killed you last week.
Do you think that two amateurs could kill the big ..
... Ronaldo?
- I told you. - You were right.
- His legs are therefore not broken? - Yes, right here.
- Just a little? - No, it's a violent rupture.
- But only a little? - A little? It is broken!
- Lot or a little? - His legs are broken.
- It was once one bone, is now two. - Okay.
Can I do something about my wife's evil eye?
I'm not a psychologist.
- Is my wife crazy? - It was a joke.
- Like when you said that the leg was broken? - Your son must have plaster on all summer.
I'm sorry, but I have not slept for 68 hours.
So you lack sleep, so it is not my son's legs, but a piece of celery.
Leg is broken, Lenny!
You did it. And you lied to me.
What you get paid!
- Is there a cure for anger? - Yes, it's called Jack Daniels.
Another joke?
I wish it were.
Red light.
Is that you, Skully?
Hey, buddy!
- Are you taking the driving test in a drunk? - Yes, I am Patt E. Stiff.
- Cool! - Skully, so you old by the river?
No, why?
- They had no respect for the brotherhood. - This is bad.
- Øllebajer! - Not for you, Skully.
This is the nerd hat. He ​​penetrates shown to one.
Kill! Kill! Kill!
Are you drunk driving test?!
Minus 5 points.
This is silly. I waited all day for him.
- Your son-install cable TV. - That fool. I ate a lot of beans.
I need the toilet.
Greet the children.
I just managed to put me. Coming Now! A moment!
I go as fast as I can. I have bad feet.
YOU WERE NOT HOME TODAY. SEE YOU TOMORROW BETWEEN KL. 8 AND 16
No! Burn in hell!
Stupid cable TV inst .. Damn!
Taber fathers have always stupid excuses to avoid seeing their children.
I first heard about you a week ago. It is an excellent excuse.
- Give me a chance? - Her name is not Hiccups McGee.
- I know. - Why do you call her then?
It's just a silly nickname.
I give people nicknames according to their characteristics or quirks.
One with big lips would be called Lip McGee. One who sneezes much would be called Sneeze McGee.
- So you would be called Ugly McGee. - Exactly.
- Short McGee. - Well...
- Viagra McGee. - You have understood it.
I am willing to make an effort, if you are.
"Yesterday is the past, but the future is a mystery."
Should we find videos on the web with squirrel on water skis?
Something's happening.
- I'm sorry I lied. - The lie is not the worst.
You saved yourself with your mother, Eric. Who does that?
She is sweet to me. She defends me always.
- She's worried about my diet. - I too, Eric.
Good. I do not know. You're right.
I have always busy and take care of the children.
I may forget you. Want you to feel special.
I always feel, as the only woman in the world.
- Now I get a bad conscience. - No.
Today the air show I looked at Becky's teacher.
You may like to look. It's all.
- I looked again today. - It's fine with me.
- As long as he is gay, death or character. - Gay.
It does not matter. We always end up back together.
Let me prove it!
What are you doing? -You will love it.
Hi, girls. Car wash. SUPPORT CHEERLEADER TEAM
- You do not have to do it here. - I would like. Hello girls.
- Use lots of soap. - All right.
There's a car in front of you.
There are customers. Wash it here, let us wash the yellow.
Lots of soap.
What happens now?
It was not my plan.
No, thank you. It's fine.
I might as well enjoy it.
- Will it never end?! - The guys in the car in front of us enjoy themselves.
What are you doing? Do it properly!
Let me!
Well, everybody. It was not a particularly good day, I admit it.
I'm sorry about your leg. But the kids have done another school year.
With good grades. I got older, though I forbade you this. Especially you. Stay with me.
You made Chicken à la food poisoning. We welcome us. I'm just playing.
But the best thing is that I'm with my four best friends. Cheers to family Feder.
- Bumpty invited me out for ice cream today. - I did it once with your father.
9 months later I gave birth to André.
- It's the world's best vanilla pudding. - It's butter, my boy.
Here. Should I get into and give you another round?
- No, I'm with my son. - You said you loved me.
They are not all models.
- Why do not you eat? - I saw something today and lost appetite.
When I was naked?
What?
- What is bøprut? - Bøvsnysprut.
He burps, sneezes and farts at the same time. How to here.
I shit shown in the pants.
When starting the party, baby?
It is paint. I can not get it off.
A theme would be fun.
- Roxanne said that the theme is .. - 80s?
- 80s?
It is 70 years ago.
- We could dress up like Hall and Oates. - Is it a kind of breakfast?
No.
Why do not you invite Nancy Arbuckle? Are fantasy version in the bathroom enough?
You know what, Charlotte? I trust you. You have to enjoy yourself tonight.
What's up, score troll? I have to pick up your daughter.
What?
I used to buy ten cases of beer to a party. Now I buy juice.
- Hello, Beckster. - Hey, beautiful.
Mother calls him beautiful, so I do too.
Really?
You must be Roxannes man, My name is Kyle.
- How do you know my wife from, beautiful? - I took care of her this morning.
I also gave her a decent trip.
All right.
- Hi. - Hey.
How awkward. My husband is here.
- Why? - If you ask why?
I'll tell you.
Do you have a brain injury?
- We both know what time it is enabled. - What time is it?
Nothing.
Time to...
- Help me. - I do not honk. Sorry.
Wylie, consisted Andre McKenzie test?
At a hair. We did not look at naughty cheerleaders.
- What's going on between you and my wife? - Let's go their separate ways.
- The call makes no sense. - I'll see you tonight.
- I'm chewing gum. - What?
80s party tonight? Rocky III.
- Wylie! - Okay.
Hi, honey.
What does the letter from Penny?
- There is mayonnaise .. - Look at the other side.
Meet me at your mailbox pm. 23 Why would I do that?
- Do you know what it was about? - No idea.
I do not care who your parents are. If you make mistakes you're fired.
- It's cool. - Fat?
It's a family restaurant. Not one rap concert.
- It's uncool? - Exactly.
There are customers.
- I'm sorry. Welcome to the ice cream stand. - Hi Greg.
Hello, Nancy.
- You broke shown waffle. - It was a durability test.
It did not pass the test. We must make cardboard wafers.
You smile. Number 2:
- You have a nice smile. - Thank you.
Will you go out with me tonight, in your friends call me fugly?
Tonight?
- Yes. - Wild!
Your father used the tactic when we were kids. It worked every time.
Also on my wife.
I'm not a kid with weak intellect. If you're kidding you a little gross.
- Impressive that you can rhyme as well. - The gift is innate.
I sing too. But only when I'm in the bath.
- I do not dare to sing for people. - Are you scared, then you're talentless.
I'm sorry, but I'm a tough guy.
A dinosaur!
- When was the 80s? - Way back in the 1900s.
We learned about it in school. It was sucks! Phones had wires.
- Man was forced to watch commercials. - Steeped.
Am I right, Bowzer?
- How are you? - Why you avoid dressing up, Dad?
I am dressed. Bruce Springsteen.
- Who is Bruce Springsteen? - One with a huge butt?
Do not you know "The Boss"? I am a bad father.
You're the best dad I know. Why I can not understand ..
I have no desire to have more children! Further in the text!
Say it was not you who spoke, father, but your big ass.
Should I break the other leg by "accident"?
I'm sorry I shouted.
- In front of the kids! - Yes, but you ..
You always talk about having more children. Is it a kind of ..
... female hormone fuss?
- Menopause?! - Are not you old enough? Sorry.
I thought you schizo.
Sweetheart. Will we have another child, we start from the beginning again.
We could adopt a 20-year-old with a work that we could make money on.
Can not we just focus on us? It's summer vacation.
- This is actually hormonal problems. - So you can eat some pills.
I am gravid.www.subtitrari.pro
Our guests have come.
When we had ..
Damn you, motel jacuzzi!
- It's big, Lenny. - Four children are fantastic.
What do you think Prince? You said it was the worst.
There are many advantages. When he finishes high school you are 64 years.
- Is it a good thing? - No, scary. It was not thought through.
Beautiful, Cher.
- I'm actually Meat Loaf. - A decently meatloaf!
- Are you Doug Hanning? - Oates.
- Where is Hall? - He's playing with your children.
- Do not worry, Lenny. You're a good father. - Yes, I broke my son's leg today.
I will depri, It's a celebration.
It is not party when I drink juice!
My wife scolds, if I drink in front of the children.
Who's been to a party within the last six months?
Without inflatables?
And where I was actually invited?
The party's over, guys.
I saw how collage kids treated us. We are losers.
We are old. Lamonsoff even goes with belt pouch.
It's a survival belt bag with lots of equipment.
You pull the string and then there lasagne?
- Try it. - I pull the cord.
Rubber boat from hell!
It was good.
Do not ever say that the party is over!
It did not happen.
Richard Simmons is a hero.
You can believe no. I am Prince!
I am Prince. My skin is whiter than yours.
A good costume for you is a seal on hunger strike.
You look like Morgan Freeman as trans.
- Should not you be out with my daughter, Bumpty? - This is my wife.
Mary?! I did not see it was you. Where's your costume?
- I did not get one. - So you dressed up as a black muppet?
What?
You're the only one.
Do you want to tighten your muscles? So, you're sweet.
What a big dent. As a large caramelized apple.
I'm afraid. With you I feel safe.
Shut up!
I can have a relationship with a woman. But I can not get it to work.
I have tried to take medication for it. Or watch the Discovery Channel.
Or eat nuggets.
- Nothing works. - You understand me.
For I have heard you have a weakness for men?
He is delicious! Quiet, otherwise discovers He ​​is our secret!
Drink, my friend.
- Lenny. - The secret board.
Yes, honey. What's happening?
We drink juice.
- Becky is tired, and will put the daddy. - Daddy enjoying a glass of lovely juice.
- Can you do it? - Do not drink too much juice in front of the children.
- I'm fine with. - No.
I'll be right back, guys. I promise.
- Good night. - Come on, little girl. It is sleeping hours.
How, Mom!
As easy as a penalty.
Hi, Bean. Becky sleep, so you also need to bed soon.
Do not. You may destroy something.
- Where did you learn to play? - In my dreams.
Are you a genius? My son is a genius!
It's your father too.
- Dream nice, my angel. - Will you until I fall asleep?
- You were about to fall asleep. - Will not you be here for a while?
- There's a party outside. - Want to tell a story?
See who is visiting! Lenny's friends from Hollywood!
Father.
- Do not you want some? - No.
I thought you liked it. I'm sorry.
So I tell a story.
There once was a hand.
And gradually took hold of the child.
Sleep!
Feder has turned up the music. Thinking he was not on the neighbors?
- Why stop? - I need air.
- We're not even at the party yet. - Stop trying to control me.
Cool down, trunte. Should I wait with you?
I just want to be alone!
Yo! You tripper!
I can not sleep without Mr. Gigglesworth. You promised that he would be ready.
Yes, but he should just rest a little more.
Now be nice, Dad. I want to see him.
He has had a long day. I get him.
For you will see him.
I train as much as possible.
- Want some? - Why are you naked?
Global Warming.
Why is it empty? Where is Gigglesworth.
- I'm sorry. Looking for? - Why does he look so good?
- I made him. - Where did you learn that?
- Gay-summer. - Gay-summer?!
I am gay, but gay summer camp does not exist. It was a joke.
My father was a tailor. I have sewn since I was the same age as Becky.
Delicious. Gigglesworth are doing well. You do not have an affair with my wife.
And you have a tisplet on the underpants.
It's not mine.
You are a beast!
I am the law!
Here we go!
- Lenny has twelve bathrooms. - I'm not on the toilet. I enjoy the water.
It's not hot. There is fire hot!
- Your father holds some great parties. - Is it my father's party?
See your girlfriend to Pat Benatar costume.
Great, Charlotte. Where did you learn to sing?
I just sing when I'm in the bath.
Sing only in your bathroom, then I'm happy.
Shut up, Bumpty before I banks rooster comb down so it turns into goat beard!
What?
Hello.
- Who invited you? - Your beautiful wife.
She invited her, and I assumed I might have.
- Is it a problem? - No. Grease Terminator costume.
- You look like Robert Palmer. - No more nonsense.
- How about this? - Ouch!
- Does it hurt? - Yes.
Let me do it again. Do you have a problem with that?!
Cavanaugh if you will be please give me an excuse.
- For what? - Because you always bullied me.
- Should not we forget it? - Well, when you said I was sorry.
- It happened 30 years ago. - Why you do not have to be a fool.
- What did you say? - You heard it.
You and I must fight now. Come on! Let's get it over with.
Our friend is dying now.
- I'm calling the police, Lenny. - We're already here.
Hold my hair, woman.
- Are you ready? - Not at all.
But I have to show my son, that you have to fight.
- We do it for our boys? - Exactly.
- My son is in Afghanistan. - I hope he comes home safe and sound.
Me too.
- Smack him one, Feder! - Sweets his biceps. Sweets self tanner on!
Look me in the face, and I let myself fall.
- What? - Just do it.
You would do the same, if my son watched it.
Come on, Hollywood!
Do it ikke.Undskyld. Do not beat.
You would destroy me. I teased you only because I was afraid of you.
Game.
Playing with. No one believes that you can win.
Do not beat me.
Cavanaugh crying. What.
- Do not I beat this? - No!
Or elbow? Fingers in the eyes?!
Look at him.
Stand up.
I will not beat you.
If you do not respect me and the other, -
- I will find you and beat you to a time tattooed stewed beef with bad breath.
- Do you mind. - Is that clear?
Yes, I understand.
- Do you understand?! - Yes, I understand!
Go on, before I change my mind. Thank you.
- Look at him! - What happened?
Lenny! Lenny!
Where was the male! You will have a special dance tonight.
Delicious.
You see Leonard Do I want to say I wait here as agreed?
Folks. Do I. ..
Okay. I am a human being!
Fat!
- He spared you, right? - Yes, I had to play with.
I do not believe my own eyes. Nerd-jackpot.
Everyone deserves to get beaten are gathered on this lawn.
- Who are they? - Bronson Uni Brotherhood.
I hate whites.
What are you doing here?
I'll tell you.
The old destroyed our home. No one should smash our headquarters!
It was not them. But me.
- Defend them, Z-Dog. - Who?
They want revenge because they jumped naked in our river.
I have swum there, since I'm 8 years.
Everyone in this bæby have swum there, since they were 8 years.
No one will move from here because they are a bunch of losers.
- We do the rest later. - Promise?
Yes.
Listen, smart boy. Lenny Feder moved.
He moved to Hollywood and served many money. More than you will ever make.
But he moved back.
This beautiful city is his home. It will always be.
Yes.
It was really touching, man. But we did not come to hear a homily.
We will kick the old, stinky ass.
We may be old.
- And smells. - And have a penis.
But the only thing that gets kick in the ass tonight are you spoiled, rich, snobby snot puppies.
- Did you hear that? - Here we go!
Come on, boy. You can nothing!
Kill them! How, Braden!
- Beat them! - With this one?
- Do not, sir. - She's a woman!
My woman!
You're so delicious.
You saved me.
I protect you the rest of your life.
Come on, little boy.
My goodness! No!
- Good wedding day? - It's discretion.
I can not breathe.
We did it!
- Yes. - We are a good team.
It was fun.
- What happens Boomer? - It Here!
Traitor, Boomer!
- His name's not Boomer, but Gary! - Greg ..
I'm sorry, Greg.
Oh god. Look at him! He is bald!
He is totally lost.
- Coconut! - Nobody gives my brother a coconut!
My brain!
- I was winning. - I know, big brother.
- Smut! - Do not turn!
Look who it is. Acrobatic dengsen.
Too slow, old man. Are you training in a nursing home?
So he's back. So we put? I need to warm up.
So we need legs?!
Bum!
- What happened? - Were you raised by ninjas?
Congratulations. You won.
- Here's your prize. - Thank you, little girl.
He looks like you.
It's a monkey. Look at me. I am a silly little monkey.
Goodnight.
Come on! Let's go!
Lenny, my darling! Are you okay?
Stay away from Leonard! I am here.
- Who are you? - Your sweet, beautiful Penny.
Sorry. I kicked your hair clips.
I'm sorry, honey.
're Like Fuji and Tanaka.
It's like high school. Get drunk and beaten. Afterwards, we eat eggs.
We were not full, Mom.
Seeing you brings back memories.
- Dicky, it's you and Lenny? - We were best friends in kindergarten.
- What happened? - Different classes and drifted apart.
He is clever class. I was special.
Who is it? Do you remember him?
- What happened to him? - He's still here.
- Perhaps my child to look like. - If you have a child, Lenny?
- Yes, Mrs. Lamonsoff. - What a surprise.
People today are trying to plan everything.
But an unexpected child get no less love.
One day you have forgotten what it was like to have three children.
Do you think we wanted Derek? He ​​was an accident.
His father and I did it in the men's locker room.
- Continue to next page. - Let's hear more!
- Officer Dante went cold in the garden. - Yes, he would arrest an anthill.
Shall we talk about pregnancy?
We can do that tomorrow.
You just sleep. So I talk straight with the child.
Hi, there. It's your father.
I just wanted to welcome you to the family. I love you very much.
I do not care about your gender. But promise me one thing.
When you go to school, go to ballet, so I can see the teacher again.
- Hey! - I knew you would do it.
Honestly, I have not need a ballet teacher.
I am married to the world's most beautiful woman. Your mother.
- Are you saying sweet things in hopes of getting something? - It would be a good start to the summer.
Okay, Mr. romantic. But quickly. It will be a long day tomorrow.
Absolutely. Watch your head.
Wait.
Do not move, baby. Here it comes!
- I beat a bøvsnysprut. - Grow up, Lenny!
I did it for our child!